Misinterpretations and typos in actual church bulletins

- Our next song is "Angels We Have Hearrd Get High".
- Don't let worry kill you -- let the church help.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
- Weight Watchers will meet a 7 p.m. at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at the side entrance.
- Jean will be leading a weight-management series Wednesday nights. She's used the program herself and has been growing like crazy!
- The rosebud on the later this morning is to announce the birth of David Alan Belzar, the sin of Rev. and Mrs. Julius Belzar.
- This afternoon there will be a meeting in the South and North ends of the church. Children will be baptized at both ends.
- Tuesday at 4:00 p.m. there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the alter.
- The service will close with Little Drops of Water. One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
- Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the carpet should come forward and do so.